Is your baby's name on the list?
It's officially Christmas month, everyone!
Nothing but top-shelf elf.
Get a nice, relaxing chamomile tea ready to drink after you finish this post.
Whatever embarrassing thing you may have done isn't as embarrassing as these!
All the chew toys in the world and they have to do this.
"I'll take Disney princesses for $1000, Alex."
What annoys you defines you.
You didn't know a microwave could be passive aggressive, did you?
If you missed 'em the first time, we've got you covered.
My ex: "I want you back." Me: "My mom said no."
The only thing worse than having homework is having kids with homework.
"Congratulations, you've ruined pizza!"
There are some things only parents have done.
"Be kind to the people you meet...you never know who’s raising a teenager."
Uh oh, the dads have discovered Tumblr.
Harry Potter and the Fire Instagram Post.
You love them with all your heart but will happily make their life miserable.
Prepare to be surprised.