"Take one bag of Sprite."
Keeping up with the Flintstones.
I'm sorry, millennials.
I believe in razor freedom for all!
These *ICONIC* costumes are forever etched into our memories.
Sorry to break it to ya, but not all women want to have kids!
"Watch out for those twins."
Proof that people may actually live in Kim's house.
"Linguini from Ratatouille is the only millennial character ever written correctly."
These can't be unseen.
Meltdowns in 3...2...1...
It can always be worse.
*releases pack of dads into Home Depot* Go…… be free.
Mildly terrified for humanity right now.
"My closest friend once told me I dressed like an accounting major going through her second divorce."
Everyone say thank you to Kristen Stewart.
We Absolutely Must Discuss This Incredible Instagram Snoop Dogg Posted About Martha Stewart's Prison Time
"Baby girl kept it 10 toes down."
Aged like fine wine.
Sometimes people on the internet have genius solutions.
I'm not as strong as these celebs.
Awards! Outfits! Speeches! The colors red and pink!
It happens to the best of us.
In the best possible way.
Why is this so funny to me?
"We just called 911. This is so crazy."
"I thought 'flipping the bird' meant kids capturing birds and just chucking them at random people."
"Dolly Parton has her own theme park in Tennessee?! I thought it was made up!"
"Hey, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?"
Yep, I'm Still Dying Over This Clip Of Hasan Minhaj Millennial-Splaining The Student Loan Crisis To Congress
From now on, please explain everything to me like you're Hasan Minhaj.
These guys might just be single soon.
"How do I communicate how absolutely fine Edward looks at all times? Oh, of course. Khakis.”
Parents Are Posting Before And After Pics Of Their Kids On The First Day Of School And It's Kinda Harrowing
What's on the curriculum that they're not telling us about?
"Mustaches are the bangs of men send tweet."
Teachers Are Sharing The Funniest Things Their Students Have Ever Said, And I Can't With The Hilarity
"Your shirt smells like a grandma, but your armpits smell like a Chuck E. Cheese."
"Most people don't know Salt Lake City was included in the Louisiana Purchase."
Better luck next time, dude.
The ACTUAL important stuff.
This one time in high school...
Ew, I can smell the airplane on these tweets.
"The word bed kinda looks like a bed."
It's harder than it sounds.